I miss sex

French TicklerMy mother still thinks I’m a virgin. Hello! I’m almost 29 years old. I even had a late start. I lost my virginity when I was 20. That was with my first and only boyfriend whom I broke up with after more than a year. Yadda yadda yadda. I’m not here to talk about him. I want to talk about sex.

Sex with B was fun. We were both virgins so we were careful because we didn’t really know what to do. I’m quite a selfish lover. I insist that the man pleasures me first and I will pleasure him if I feel like it.

We had sex in inappropriate places. Picture this, my mom, sister, me, and the ex all in one room. Mom is sleeping soundly, sister is asleep barely. Horny me teases the ex and we end up having sex then and there. Good thing my mom is a sound sleeper but I have a feeling that my sister woke up. Oh well.

We had sex almost all over the house. My room, my mom’s room, the living room, and the bathroom. When we went out of town with my family, same thing. Everyone sleeping in one room and our hands stimulating each other’s organs. I’m getting horny just writing about this.

I miss having sex. I haven’t had sex for almost 6 years. I’m not appealing to guys and I’m anti-social so that doesn’t help of course. Oh, I had sex with other men besides the ex but they were just one night stands and wasn’t satisfying at all. I’m tired of one night stands because that’s just not my thing. I want someone (girl or guy) who knows how to pleasure me and she/he wouldn’t care about my size. If you’re interested, you know where to write me. In the meantime, at least I have my fingers and my pillows.